1. Brian Simpson

Brian Simpson offers some ideas for police reform, advises against browsing WebMD while under the influence and reflects on how Google saved his life.

2. Naomi Ekperigin

Naomi Ekperigin breaks down her self-care practice, her fear of boys on bicycles and why she’s outraged over an orangutan named Karen.

3. Mark Normand

Mark Normand dissects the differences between men and women, the similarities between pet stores and strip clubs, and what adulthood is like nowadays.

5. Dusty Slay

Dusty Slay regales the crowd with stories about staying in hotels, growing up poor in Alabama and getting a good deal on DVDs.

6. Melissa Villaseñor

"Saturday Night Live" star Melissa Villaseñor practices affirmations, reenacts late-night chats with her mom and reveals what her last words will be.