1. Chapter One: As You Wish

When I was your age, television was called books.

2. Chapter Two: The Shrieking Eels

I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.

4. Chapter Four: Battle of the Wits

Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.

5. Chapter Five: Life Is Pain

Anyone who says differently, is selling something.

6. Chapter Six: The Fire Swamp

I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

7. Chapter Seven: The Pit of Despair

I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.

8. Chapter Eight: Ultimate Suffering

Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end? Somebody’s got to do it!

9. Chapter Nine: Have Fun Storming the Castle!

Mawidge… Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

10. Chapter Ten: To the Pain!

Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.