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The Ol' Mexican Spinach E1 21 min

1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

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A Chic Bar in Ibiza E2 21 min

2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

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Glamping in a Yurt E3 21 min

3. Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

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Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight E4 21 min

4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

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Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. E5 21 min

5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

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Alan Shot a Little Girl E6 21 min

6. Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

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Sex with an Animated Ed Asner E7 21 min

7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

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Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey E8 21 min

8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

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Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey E9 21 min

9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

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Here I Come, Pants! E10 21 min

10. Here I Come, Pants!

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

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For Whom the Booty Calls E11 21 min

11. For Whom the Booty Calls

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

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A Beer-Battered Rip-Off E12 21 min

12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

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Boompa Loved His Hookers E13 21 min

13. Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

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Don't Give a Monkey a Gun E14 21 min

14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

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Of Course He's Dead (1) E15 18 min

15. Of Course He's Dead (1)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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Of Course He's Dead (2) E16 21 min

16. Of Course He's Dead (2)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

Two and a Half Men poster

Two and a Half Men (2003)

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

7.5 (3,686) 12 Seasons 2003-09-22 US

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Genres: Comedy

Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell