1. Sitcom Stars

When Cecil's boss visits the house, the Stars get trapped in a sitcom.

2. The Show Must Go Yawn

When Squidina is bedridden, Patrick has to run his show without her.

3. The Dated Game

GrandPat competes for Granny Tentacles' love on a dating game show.

4. Ice Cream Headache

The Ice Cream Man and Ice Cream King team up to capture a mysterious ice cream eating beast.

6. TV or Not TV

Patrick and Squidina aren't allowed to watch TV when they spend time with their parents for a day.

7. Two Pests in a Teapot

When Granny Tentacles goes out for a spa day, Patrick and Squidina take care of her house.

8. Partial Recall

After Plankton forgets who he is, the Dartfish family adopts him.

9. The Haunting of Flim-Flam House

Patrick and Squidina help the Flim-Flam brothers hunt the ghost that haunts their house.

10. Rube Tube

On her day off from the Patrick Show, Squidina helps Rube produce his TV show.

11. Sea Haw

Patrick hosts a countrified variety show.

12. Li'l Past-Cals

The Kelpbed Kids travel to the future to get their kicking can back.

13. Zoo U

The Star family goes on a college tour for Patrick… at the zoo.

14. A Remembrance of Grand-Past

GrandPat shares his life stories to spoil every movie at the theater.

15. Pat-Tathlon

The Patricks compete in a series of games for control of the TV remote.

16. Upturn's Downturn

After driving over Patrick, a court order forces Lady Upturn to live with the Star family.

17. Terror on Tape

The Stars watch a series of haunted video tapes.

18. Visiting Vikings

For Leif Erikson Day, Patrick and SpongeBob time-travel back to Viking times.

19. It's Too Late... With Plankton

When the Stars go to the mountains, Squidina hires Plankton to entertain the Lawnies.

20. In a Space Pickle

Quasar uses Patrick to communicate with the dumbest aliens in the universe.

21. Stare Wars

Patrick and GrandPat have a staring contest to compete for the last lick of a baking spoon.

22. Safety Worst

After yet another Star house disaster, the fire marshal forces Patrick to watch a safety training video.

23. De-Pat-ment Store

Patrick fails his way up the corporate ladder at Upturn's mall.